Hot wad.

Ohmygod-ohmygod-ohmygod. So, Duct Tape is awesome for just about everything, right? (Example). WELL. Guess what’s even awesomer than regular Duct Tape. HOT PINK DUCT TAPE. It makes everything look ten times pinker AND you can use it everywhere. On walls, cats, for wrapping up koekje’s (see previous post), fixing anything MacGyver would fix…

The world is opening up before you. Now everything – EVERY – THING – must have Duct Tape onnnnn iiiiiit…

Door heart tape.

Cat no-heart tape.