I love you, espresso. And scary Easter Bunny.

I busted out my sturdy little Bialetti today! With our sweet LA gas prices (420 pennies/gallon!), I can't quite bring myself to spend the same on a latte every day. Here's a picture of Bialetti: "Buonjorno! We're #1!" he cheers, under his Italy stache. (Or maybe he's saying "Look up there." Or "Fascism: It's-a good!") Regardless,…

A horse in pj’s. And other things from Monday.

I saw this horse the other day in Calabassas. (*He looks like he's wearing his bedtime jammies.) OK OK I know I missed Monday's post! I was slackin' off, hanging out at Pop Sound with three celebrity actors and one famous animation studio, recording voiceovers for their next feature film! I can't say what it is…

“RuPaul’s Drag Race” explains it all.

Hi, my name is Lauren and I watch RuPaul's Drag Race. If you haven't seen it, it's essentially the televised competition for America's Next Top Drag Queen. Before you get all judgypants, know that I also watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. RDR has the same number of bottle-blondes and drag queens, but a whole lot…