Back by popular demand: THE NAIL CLIPPER.

26 Aug

This is the world’s worst spy movie. And I feel kinda bad about taping him. BUT. He is kinda asking for it by not clipping his nails in a normal place. Like the subway. Or at work. *Personally, I prefer to clip my nails in the privacy of my own bathroom. But I also do other weird things like shampoo my hair in the shower. And floss regularly.

I was concerned he could see my hand, the camera (or ME, creepily lurking), so I’m all timid in the beginning. But I want you to hear the clipping. I become a brave filmmaker a few seconds later. Then a scaredy cat again.

All for you guys…




5 Responses to “Back by popular demand: THE NAIL CLIPPER.”

  1. Laura August 26, 2011 at 5:52 AM #

    At least he clips them. My husband bites his while he is driving and spits them up on the dashboard. Don’t tell him I told on him.

    • Lauren August 26, 2011 at 8:24 AM #

      Ahahahaha. I dunno, Laura… I think we might need some video proof (wink!)…

  2. Crystal August 26, 2011 at 6:24 AM #

    Best film of the year! Fer sure.

  3. vera August 26, 2011 at 11:45 AM #

    The guy who sits next to me at work would clip his nails AT HIS DESK. Pretty much every day. At first I thought he had mutated rapid-growing fingernails but it turns out he was using cuticle clippers for the job. The sound of it absolutely chilled my blood. I finally couldn’t handle it and staged an intervention.

    This is my life.

    • Lauren August 26, 2011 at 12:01 PM #

      I would still be skeptical that he were using “work” as an excuse. Haha. Eeeeeeew…

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