Couples Yoga.

18 Aug

thisislalaland-couplesyoga-03I’m a decent person. I’m into fitness and health (shh, fridge pizza, shhhhh). I like when people are happy and in love…

But y’know… what really gets me jazzed about livin’… COUPLES ACRO YOGA. Mmmmmmm…. fuckin love it.

Have you seen this trend? (Have you DONE it?? Be honest.) Not only is it Instagram perfection, it manages to convey, “LOOK AT OUR LOVE! LOOK AT OUR BODIES! I BET YOU COULDN’T GET YOUR PARTNER TO DO THIS WITH YOU, SUKKA!” — without speaking at all!

A beautiful gift for the world.

Truth times: I would never ask my boyfriend to do this with me. I’m horrible at solo-person yoga. And I would barf all over myself if I posted a pic of us doing anything romaaaaaaaaantiiiiiic. Example: His hand and mine, making a heart shape, as the sun sets over the ocean, and my melted cheese brain oozes out of my head and my googly-heart-eyeballs spring from their sockets and procure rusted switchblades to stab me to death.

So. Today, I would like to share couples yoga with you. If it’s your thing, blessings. If you’d like to try it with your lover, namaste. If this makes you never want to see another gooey duo bumpin’ yogis ever again? Call me. Let’s be friends.

Sigh. At least they’re not wearing overalls.
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Ahhhhh… that feels good.

XX,

L

 

Original images:

http://www.fitbodyhq.com/yoga/10-perfect-poses-partner-
http://www.mindfulyogahealth.com/blog/las-happy-yoga-couple
http://www.lotusyogadallas.com/thai-yoga-workshop
http://balayoga.com/
https://cindyapy.wordpress.com/
http://www.popsugar.com/fitness/
https://www.yogatrail.com/
http://ommmm.com/
http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/05/

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10 Responses to “Couples Yoga.”

  1. fredherrman August 18, 2015 at 4:52 PM #

    Very funny! I am glad to say that I am not at all familiar with couples yoga. Brenda and I would rather throw a few jabs at each other (with gloves on) now and then, rather than imitate love-sapped pretzels. Sparring is a much better stress reliever. Trust me!

    • Lauren Bair August 18, 2015 at 5:50 PM #

      Fred! Agreed! Hahaha — I think the most therapeutic thing can be throwing punches at your loved ones. In a controlled environment (!)

  2. clayconnally August 18, 2015 at 5:44 PM #
    • Lauren Bair August 18, 2015 at 5:51 PM #

      This is the most amazing dog face I have EVER SEEN. Hahahaha. He’s all “I thought we were just best friends…” Love it, Clay!

  3. Ivy Newport August 18, 2015 at 6:32 PM #

    Hilarious Lauren!! Miss you girl. Xo

  4. K Decker September 7, 2015 at 8:39 PM #

    Yay! I missed you!

    • Lauren Bair September 8, 2015 at 1:28 PM #

      Hahaha! Yay! Thank you lady! Hope all is well with you! ;)

  5. tinykitchenstories February 5, 2016 at 2:25 PM #

    OMG. James and I would never do that shit! Not unless it happened by accident because the vodka bottle dropped and we collided as we both ran to grab it.

    As always, your comments are perfect. Especially the one about the penis disappearing.

    • Lauren Bair February 5, 2016 at 2:42 PM #

      I dunno —- you live in SB long enough, you start doing weird West Coast living things…. (It’s only a matter of time…) ;)

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