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Author: Lauren Bair

I'm an actress and writer, living in Los Angeles. Maybe you've seen me in that thing one time? Maybe you were in that thing that one time? I dunno. Either way, nice to meet you! XO, Lauren

The Camembert.

February 5, 201612 Comments on The Camembert.

This story starts out alright. Ervin and I were sipping almond milk lattes at Intelligentsia in Silverlake. I'm always torn between -- wait. What am I saying. I'm never torn. All I do is 1. Try not to chug my drink, and 2. Make some sort of conversation while I'm 3. ACTUALLY watching people and wondering…

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Couples Yoga.

August 18, 2015August 18, 201510 Comments on Couples Yoga.

I'm a decent person. I'm into fitness and health (shh, fridge pizza, shhhhh). I like when people are happy and in love... But y'know... what really gets me jazzed about livin'... COUPLES ACRO YOGA. Mmmmmmm.... fuckin love it. Have you seen this trend? (Have you DONE it?? Be honest.) Not only is it Instagram perfection, it manages to convey, "LOOK…

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Bairs / Los Angeles

May 1, 201522 Comments on Bairs / Los Angeles

Hey hey!! I know it's been a while, but I'm back, betches ;) And to the one person still reading this blog, this one goes out to YOU! (Mom, if it's you, pretend you're someone else, in the comments...) So, my parents just visited me in Los Angeles, and if it's not cool to wanna…

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The Pleather Pants

November 6, 2014November 6, 201410 Comments on The Pleather Pants

I was thinking, YES. This is a happening. I got my boots, my LA-fake-Autumn sweater… my pleather H&M pants that fit like a glove. Like a glove that’s one size too small, on the hand of a man with sausage fingers. BUT. Still good. In my mind I almost looked like: Or even a little…

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Rich-or-Treat.

October 27, 2014October 27, 2014Leave a Comment on Rich-or-Treat.

It's my super favorite time of year at my delivery job! Where the night settles in just as my shift is starting, and I'm blindly feeling for doorbells and buzzers on dark porches where people have forgotten to leave the lights on for "service workers", like me. When dead bodies, bloody brides and elaborate pumpkin arrangements are common…

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Call of Duty. Jury Duty.

September 30, 2014September 30, 20148 Comments on Call of Duty. Jury Duty.

This is the real story of one woman, one murder, really complicated words, a disappearing knife, and a crappy cappuccino. To be honest, I had been postponing my jury duty for months already. "I don't get paid for this shit..." I mumbled to myself as I punched in the numbers to check in for my summons. It was…

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Blue Buffalo Shoot, NYC.

August 21, 2014August 21, 20143 Comments on Blue Buffalo Shoot, NYC.

It was Melissa Fumero's bday the other day, aka Detective Amy Santiago on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" -- one of the funniest shows on TV right now. She posted a pic of her on-set celebrations with bday-bud Kyra Sedgwick, a cake, and a whole mess of cast and crew, with the caption: "Workin at my dream job with my beloved…

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Grooms with a view. (Mimosa countdown to #JasonGetsRyan 💗)
I’m not allowed to post about my commercial shoot today, so I blurred out any incriminating evidence — Ok, it's mostly hairspray 😜
Wardrobe fitting for a shoot this week, and I'm trying to think of a complimentary way to say "FYI, I have thunder thighs." Should I just try to suck in my quads? 😜 *Help*
Such a fun surprise working with @johnscotthorton on a sketch for Ellen! We met in acting class, and today we were reunited on the WB lot. (No offense to learning, but one definitely feels more fabulous). Love the Ellen fam!💗
"YOU get a car!!" Doing my best Oprah for Lexus today.
Starting to write a new script like "lemme Google Julianne Moore's hair for an hour" and now I'm ready for WORD ONE 😂 So far it's: "INTERIOR". This is some magical sh*t, amiright?

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