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Bairs / Los Angeles

May 1, 201522 Comments on Bairs / Los Angeles

Hey hey!! I know it's been a while, but I'm back, betches ;) And to the one person still reading this blog, this one goes out to YOU! (Mom, if it's you, pretend you're someone else, in the comments...) So, my parents just visited me in Los Angeles, and if it's not cool to wanna…

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The Pleather Pants

November 6, 2014November 6, 201410 Comments on The Pleather Pants

I was thinking, YES. This is a happening. I got my boots, my LA-fake-Autumn sweater… my pleather H&M pants that fit like a glove. Like a glove that’s one size too small, on the hand of a man with sausage fingers. BUT. Still good. In my mind I almost looked like: Or even a little…

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Rich-or-Treat.

October 27, 2014October 27, 2014Leave a Comment on Rich-or-Treat.

It's my super favorite time of year at my delivery job! Where the night settles in just as my shift is starting, and I'm blindly feeling for doorbells and buzzers on dark porches where people have forgotten to leave the lights on for "service workers", like me. When dead bodies, bloody brides and elaborate pumpkin arrangements are common…

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Call of Duty. Jury Duty.

September 30, 2014June 30, 20208 Comments on Call of Duty. Jury Duty.

This is the real story of one woman, one murder, really complicated words, a disappearing knife, and a crappy cappuccino. To be honest, I had been postponing my jury duty for months already. "I don't get paid for this shit..." I mumbled to myself as I punched in the numbers to check in for my summons. It was…

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Blue Buffalo Shoot, NYC.

August 21, 2014August 21, 20143 Comments on Blue Buffalo Shoot, NYC.

It was Melissa Fumero's bday the other day, aka Detective Amy Santiago on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" -- one of the funniest shows on TV right now. She posted a pic of her on-set celebrations with bday-bud Kyra Sedgwick, a cake, and a whole mess of cast and crew, with the caption: "Workin at my dream job with my beloved…

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