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We Got Crabs.

August 28, 20123 Comments on We Got Crabs.

You know you’re in Baltimore when you have crabs and you're excited about it. And you eat them at every meal and you don’t go broke. In LA this week, I just delivered King crab legs (just the LEGS!) to someone for $40. In Baltimore, “market price” doesn’t involve crabs in planes.Ervin and I cracked…

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Quilt it.

October 26, 20113 Comments on Quilt it.

The other night - in the wee hours of the morning - I couldn't sleep. A weird feeling washed over me (I've had it several times since living in LA.) It's a sinking hopelessness in my stomach, along with the encompassing sensation of being on another planet. I don't know where I am, who these…

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A walk in Lancaster County.

October 20, 2011October 20, 20113 Comments on A walk in Lancaster County.

This is the stuff within walking distance of my parents' house in PA: Starbucks, Bergdorf Goodman, a barn filled with tobacco. (It has made a resurgence, probably in partial thanks to hipsters trying to smoke cigars like old men.) There are also giant oak trees, babbling brooks, cow-poo-scented fields for miles... We walked around and,…

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Going home.

October 4, 20113 Comments on Going home.

Hey guys! Thank you so much for your sweet and kind messages regarding my last post. It's certainly been tough. But tonite, I am leaving town to visit my family! I'm headed to my homeland: Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. Dutch country, Amish country, cow...country. It's all there. Here's what I plan to do on my trip. See…

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Me trying to MILF it up with Wiz Khalifa 😜 Full spot: link in bio #hotboxbywiz
This weekend marks my 10 year anniversary in L.A. I'm grateful for the spark that still exists in my soul, when everything about this city tries to snuff it out. For the people who are dear to my heart, and for whatever is ahead. I hope it's a great story. 💗
Happy birthday to the life of the party. And cheers to the best sh*t yet 💗🎉
So happy to celebrate these two🥂And the two in the second pic are celebrating not drunkenly falling in the pool.
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@wehavenews <-- 👀 the SEASON FINALE! (Wait, there was a whole season?) EPISODE 7: "Bryan and Laura get fan letters" 🔪😳😂 Catch up on all the episodes on our show page! So funny! So happiness! So not the news cycle right now, but also kind of yes LOL 💗

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