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Bairs / Los Angeles

May 1, 201522 Comments on Bairs / Los Angeles

Hey hey!! I know it's been a while, but I'm back, betches ;) And to the one person still reading this blog, this one goes out to YOU! (Mom, if it's you, pretend you're someone else, in the comments...) So, my parents just visited me in Los Angeles, and if it's not cool to wanna…

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The Pleather Pants

November 6, 2014November 6, 201410 Comments on The Pleather Pants

I was thinking, YES. This is a happening. I got my boots, my LA-fake-Autumn sweater… my pleather H&M pants that fit like a glove. Like a glove that’s one size too small, on the hand of a man with sausage fingers. BUT. Still good. In my mind I almost looked like: Or even a little…

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Rich-or-Treat.

October 27, 2014October 27, 2014Leave a Comment on Rich-or-Treat.

It's my super favorite time of year at my delivery job! Where the night settles in just as my shift is starting, and I'm blindly feeling for doorbells and buzzers on dark porches where people have forgotten to leave the lights on for "service workers", like me. When dead bodies, bloody brides and elaborate pumpkin arrangements are common…

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Crybaby.

March 7, 2014March 7, 20146 Comments on Crybaby.

I went to a callback yesterday for a job that I'm definitely booking because if there's one thing I know about this town, it's that forcing your hair into beachy waves and whitening your teeth with a homemade peroxide solution equals a successful career! I arrived at this callback in the same clothes I wore…

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Pillow (Store) Fight.

August 12, 2013November 13, 201312 Comments on Pillow (Store) Fight.

I got into a fight. In a back alley. I was outnumbered, but I was armed. With my "sass mouth" as my Mom would call it. But first, let me give you some history 'bout this alley n me. I've spent the past year driving through the alley in my car. I know all the potholes…

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Me trying to MILF it up with Wiz Khalifa 😜 Full spot: link in bio #hotboxbywiz
This weekend marks my 10 year anniversary in L.A. I'm grateful for the spark that still exists in my soul, when everything about this city tries to snuff it out. For the people who are dear to my heart, and for whatever is ahead. I hope it's a great story. 💗
Happy birthday to the life of the party. And cheers to the best sh*t yet 💗🎉
So happy to celebrate these two🥂And the two in the second pic are celebrating not drunkenly falling in the pool.
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@wehavenews <-- 👀 the SEASON FINALE! (Wait, there was a whole season?) EPISODE 7: "Bryan and Laura get fan letters" 🔪😳😂 Catch up on all the episodes on our show page! So funny! So happiness! So not the news cycle right now, but also kind of yes LOL 💗

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