Bairs / Los Angeles

Hey hey!! I know it's been a while, but I'm back, betches ;) And to the one person still reading this blog, this one goes out to YOU! (Mom, if it's you, pretend you're someone else, in the comments...) So, my parents just visited me in Los Angeles, and if it's not cool to wanna … Continue reading Bairs / Los Angeles

The Pleather Pants

I was thinking, YES. This is a happening. I got my boots, my LA-fake-Autumn sweater… my pleather H&M pants that fit like a glove. Like a glove that’s one size too small, on the hand of a man with sausage fingers. BUT. Still good. In my mind I almost looked like: Or even a little … Continue reading The Pleather Pants


I went to a callback yesterday for a job that I'm definitely booking because if there's one thing I know about this town, it's that forcing your hair into beachy waves and whitening your teeth with a homemade peroxide solution equals a successful career! I arrived at this callback in the same clothes I wore … Continue reading Crybaby.