We Got Crabs.

You know you’re in Baltimore when you have crabs and you're excited about it. And you eat them at every meal and you don’t go broke. In LA this week, I just delivered King crab legs (just the LEGS!) to someone for $40. In Baltimore, “market price” doesn’t involve crabs in planes.Ervin and I cracked … Continue reading We Got Crabs.

Butter, my Valentine.

When I was three, the Valentine's fairy brought me what would turn out to be the most miraculous of all past and future Valentine's Day gifts: A friggin' baby sister, Leslie. I don't remember if I was excited about this, or what. But I've heard tales of my trying to lift her tiny infant body … Continue reading Butter, my Valentine.