Rich-or-Treat.

It's my super favorite time of year at my delivery job! Where the night settles in just as my shift is starting, and I'm blindly feeling for doorbells and buzzers on dark porches where people have forgotten to leave the lights on for "service workers", like me. When dead bodies, bloody brides and elaborate pumpkin arrangements are common … Continue reading Rich-or-Treat.

I Just Spooked My Pants.

I grew up with nary a ghost or a witch decoration in our house. We went to church. We had 90% "Harvest",  10% "Halloween". Even my elementary school threw class Harvest parties. With apples. Hay bales. Orange mashed potatoes for lunch. And way not enough candy to make the time off math class, worth it. … Continue reading I Just Spooked My Pants.