I had sucked down way too many Rum and Vanilla Cokes before I saw her, because I was nervous and trying to seem cool and relaxed. And I wondered if I was hallucinating, but -- Yes, that's La Toya. Just stopping by the Christmas Eve family dinner party I attended. Dropping off gifts for the … Continue reading So Then La Toya Jackson Showed Up.
You know you’re in Baltimore when you have crabs and you're excited about it. And you eat them at every meal and you don’t go broke. In LA this week, I just delivered King crab legs (just the LEGS!) to someone for $40. In Baltimore, “market price” doesn’t involve crabs in planes.Ervin and I cracked … Continue reading We Got Crabs.
This is my nephew Hud. A storm knocked out the power at my sister's house in Baltimore this past week, for days - almost a week, so far. *That happened to be 100 degrees. Hud shows us that beating the summer heat is no sweat. Even while rocking sausage-link arms and a puffy diaper. Cool … Continue reading My Nephew Is Cooler.
You guys. Today, in the midst of my freelance and before heading off to my delivery job, I went on an internet date. With an extraordinarily handsome man. And his Mom. He's a bit of a momma's boy at the moment, but he has like THE best personality ever. My sister set up this Skype … Continue reading Skyping with Hudson.
He's here! Lil Hudson arrived Sunday morning! By merely farting, eating and crying his way into the world, he is already charming the pants off of all of us. I'm still having trouble wrapping my head around the fact that he's my sister's baby. So crazy. My mind is blown wide open. So is my … Continue reading My new crush.