So Then La Toya Jackson Showed Up.

I had sucked down way too many Rum and Vanilla Cokes before I saw her, because I was nervous and trying to seem cool and relaxed. And I wondered if I was hallucinating, but -- Yes, that's La Toya. Just stopping by the Christmas Eve family dinner party I attended. Dropping off gifts for the … Continue reading So Then La Toya Jackson Showed Up.

We Got Crabs.

You know you’re in Baltimore when you have crabs and you're excited about it. And you eat them at every meal and you don’t go broke. In LA this week, I just delivered King crab legs (just the LEGS!) to someone for $40. In Baltimore, “market price” doesn’t involve crabs in planes.Ervin and I cracked … Continue reading We Got Crabs.