So...it's been a while since I've gone on an audition. "OMG it's pilot season! What's wrong with her?!" My brain bitches to my heart. And my heart responds with a don't-interrupt-me-while-I'm-eating-ice-cream-and-watching-Long-Island-Medium-and-feeling-sad-for-myself "-- I don't know." I did finally get an audition through my agent, for the first time in forever. For a crappy play. In a…
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Dinner For Two, Hold The Emmy.
Most nights at my delivery job, I experience a series of "I wanna quit right now", and "I hate this", and "Secret Clinical Strength Stress Sweat deodorant really phoning it in" - type moments. Recently, I had a conversation with a girl in her early twenties who looked like she just woke up at 8pm, the two…
Hello Hadley.
OK, so I'm not a babies person. I don't coo over spit up and "oopsies!" about poopsies. I'm that girl testing different nail polishes at Target, hearing a kid throw down a tantrum, thinking "OH. See? It is so hard to raise kids. Now... should I do a hot pink for winter..." And if I catch…
