I'm a decent person. I'm into fitness and health (shh, fridge pizza, shhhhh). I like when people are happy and in love... But y'know... what really gets me jazzed about livin'... COUPLES ACRO YOGA. Mmmmmmm.... fuckin love it. Have you seen this trend? (Have you DONE it?? Be honest.) Not only is it Instagram perfection, it manages to convey, "LOOK…
Tag: los angeles
Bairs / Los Angeles
Hey hey!! I know it's been a while, but I'm back, betches ;) And to the one person still reading this blog, this one goes out to YOU! (Mom, if it's you, pretend you're someone else, in the comments...) So, my parents just visited me in Los Angeles, and if it's not cool to wanna…
The Pleather Pants
I was thinking, YES. This is a happening. I got my boots, my LA-fake-Autumn sweater… my pleather H&M pants that fit like a glove. Like a glove that’s one size too small, on the hand of a man with sausage fingers. BUT. Still good. In my mind I almost looked like: Or even a little…
Call of Duty. Jury Duty.
This is the real story of one woman, one murder, really complicated words, a disappearing knife, and a crappy cappuccino. To be honest, I had been postponing my jury duty for months already. "I don't get paid for this shit..." I mumbled to myself as I punched in the numbers to check in for my summons. It was…
Blue Buffalo Shoot, NYC.
It was Melissa Fumero's bday the other day, aka Detective Amy Santiago on "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" -- one of the funniest shows on TV right now. She posted a pic of her on-set celebrations with bday-bud Kyra Sedgwick, a cake, and a whole mess of cast and crew, with the caption: "Workin at my dream job with my beloved…
