“RuPaul’s Drag Race” explains it all.

Hi, my name is Lauren and I watch RuPaul's Drag Race. If you haven't seen it, it's essentially the televised competition for America's Next Top Drag Queen. Before you get all judgypants, know that I also watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. RDR has the same number of bottle-blondes and drag queens, but a whole lot…